See, when the government spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of taxpayers, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs.
Dave BarryScientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Dave BarryMy mother told me, โSon, it is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.โ I have tried very hard to heed those words.
Dave Barry