She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

Land!” shouted Thomas. “Is there food?” asked Tubby Ted.

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin Thighs in 30 Days, for example. Also The Bible.

I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is: “How can I get in on that?

Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading.