If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

Remember how he handled the Iran-contra Never Ending Scandal from Hell? He went on national television, the President of the United States, and said it wasn't his fault, because he was not aware, at the time, of what his foreign policy was.

In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot.

[There is] a breed of fashion models

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.