The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

I walked out of the movie "Lincoln" and bought the book [of Doris Kearns Goodwin] at the bookstore next door.

There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.