Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

I was really bummed when I got to the last one of Tony Hillerman Navajo detective books.

The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you.

If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.