I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

If you look at photos of the Gettysburg Address there's a guy off to the right who I think is Keith Richards.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.

The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear matching outfits than to get any two randomly selected Americans to agree on pizza toppings.