Seriously? You won’t help me?” “Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.

You're not allowed to park a truck in your driveway. You're not allowed to work on your house on Sunday. The people who enforce these laws are nuts. After I wrote a column on this, I got I don't know how many letters from Coral Gables homeowners, story after story after story, wonderfully horrible stories. And the venom they felt for their own government!

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.