Seriously? You won’t help me?” “Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration.

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

Beneath their surface differences, there are a lot of deep, underlying differences.

What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".