What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books I'd probably love if I ever got to them.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

The United States tried, by depressing the clutch of diplomacy and downshifting the gearshift lever of rhetoric, to remain neutral, but it became increasingly obvious that the nation was going to get into a war, especially since it was almost 1812.