I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
Dave BarryEach year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
Dave BarryCongress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox.
Dave BarryAARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.
Dave BarryProfessional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and mature way to deal with marital anger is to stomp dramatically from the room. You want to make your move before the opponent does, because the first person to stomp from the room receives valuable Argument Points that can be redeemed for exciting merchandise at the Marital Prize Redemption Center.
Dave Barry