Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know. And it becomes this game of charades. And then finally, we realize that I mean the Pope.

Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, virtually nobody was able to get into a car crash caused by trying to steer and dial at the same time; today, people do this all the time.

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.