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Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there, and my estimate is that at any given moment, 14.7 million of them are lost.

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.