Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.