Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish.

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

It may be meaningless, but at least it's a gesture.