The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in it, some of whom are already out on parole.

Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Passing the SAT: My personal theory is that it has to do with how much money you send them in the mail. I think the amounts they tell you to send are actually just suggested minimum donations - if you get my drift.