Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.

Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge - the mysterious arrangement of enormous elongated stones in England - is actually a crude effort by the Druids to build a computing device.

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.