Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

The other major kind of computer is the "Apple," which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama New-Age computer you basically just plug in and use.

It is important to be nice. But sometimes niceness can be misconstrued as weak. Should we be nice to everybody? Should we be nice only when others are nice to us? Here are some interesting views about being nice. Read these nice quotes and turn on your niceness.

No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.

Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.