Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

Actually, there are people from all ove - not just Latin America, certainly not just Cuba, but all over Europe, all over the United States. I like that. I like knowing a lot of different types of people. And I can afford to live in a relatively safe part of Miami.