Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble. Most of them have had their boats sitting in their driveways long enough to be registered historical landmarks.

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.

I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.

Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh.