My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - 'to spew out paper.'

But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me you're all standing on land." (Pirates, its a good thing they're idiots)

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.