Eventually everyone has to die, except Elvis.

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.

[There is] a breed of fashion models

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump.

Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.