It's a real smug self-righteous punk kid saying nobody has the right to tell him what to do and how dare you put a sign up saying that I can't go on your property?

Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.

Why else do we have Miami, if not to give me material?

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.