People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, "Just joking."
Dave BarryLeonard Aster thanked Fighting Prawn and the Mollusk tribe for their hospitality. โYou mean,โ said Fighting Prawn, โfor not killing you?โ โYes,โ said Leonard. โIt was very gracious of you.โ โDo you,โ said Leonard, โI mean, does you tribe, shake hands?โ โNo,โ said Fighting Prawn. โWe kiss on the lips.โ โOh,โ said Leonard, looking very alarmed.
Dave BarryWhen Prince Charles speaks, everybody pretends to be fascinated, even though he has never said anything interesting except in that intercepted telephone conversation wherein he expressed the desire to be a feminine hygeine product.
Dave Barry