I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble. Most of them have had their boats sitting in their driveways long enough to be registered historical landmarks.

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

I don't even care what Bill Bryson writes about because he will make it interesting. I love "A Walk in the Woods," about the Appalachian Trail, but his most amazing book is "A Short History of Nearly Everything."

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

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