U.S. News Organizations observe the anniversary of September 11 with investigations about the nation's continuing vulnerability to terrorism. First, the New York Daily News reports that two of its reporters carried box cutters, razor kinves, and pepper spray on fourteen commerical flights without getting caught. Then ABC News reports that it smuggled fifteen pounds of uranium into New York City. Then Fox News reports that it flew Osama bin Laden to Washington, D.C., and videotaped him touring the White House.

First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin Thighs in 30 Days, for example. Also The Bible.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.

I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.

Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time.