You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

The United States tried, by depressing the clutch of diplomacy and downshifting the gearshift lever of rhetoric, to remain neutral, but it became increasingly obvious that the nation was going to get into a war, especially since it was almost 1812.

One of the major hobbies in South Florida is keeping animals that no sane person would want to keep. One of those is snakes. They usually get them when they're small, and when they get too big, they let them go. But there are also people with monkeys, lions, tigers. And they all get away, eventually.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.

The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.