There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.

I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.

...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.

Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?' Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

I never had the vaguest idea whether any of it had anything to do with me, especially being a sixth grader. When I got older and traveled, I'd read about the history of where I was going. I'd be like, "Oh, history is kind of interesting."

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.