As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

We kids feared many things in those days - werewolves, dentists, North Koreans, Sunday School - but they all paled in comparison with Brussels sprouts.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading.