You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter. “She’s very clever. You’ll like her.” “I’m sure,” said Molly.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being a humorist" gives you a valid excuse to hide from your pain.

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.