You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter. “She’s very clever. You’ll like her.” “I’m sure,” said Molly.

Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

Most recently I read Michael Lewis "Boomerang." The other guy I love is Bill Bryson.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

When I say 'serve you better,' I mean 'increase our profits.' We newspapers are very big on profits these days.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

They have a lot of trouble with pronunciation, because they can't move their jaw muscles, because of malnutrition caused by wisely refusing to eat English food, much of which was designed and manufactured in medieval times during the reign of King Walter the Mildly Disturbed.