You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter. “She’s very clever. You’ll like her.” “I’m sure,” said Molly.

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet

Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Nobody is excused from the excellence trend. Babies are not excused. Starting right after they get out of the womb, modern babies are exposed to instructional flashcards designed to make them the best babies they can possibly be, so they can get into today's competitive preschools. Your eighties baby sees so many flashcards that he never gets an unobstructed view of his parents' faces. As an adult, he'll carry around a little wallet card that says "7x9=63," because it will remind him of mother.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.