The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.

I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.

Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to Alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have atomic blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people.

We should call editorials what they are: columns written by committees.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.