The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, 'You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.'

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism.

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.