I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.

Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.