The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!

There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money. I'm at a restaurant with my wife, it's a nice restaurant, we're eating dinner. I look across the room, I say, 'You see this guy over here, across the room? He has $100 million.' And we're eating the same entree. So, OK, fine, I don't have $50 million or whatever it was, but say I have $10 million in the bank. The difference in lifestyle is miniscule.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.