I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.