Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
America, I appreciate you liking me.
Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.