After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
Dave ChappelleEvery black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
Dave ChappelleThe way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
Dave ChappelleWeed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.
Dave Chappelle