Military intelligence, two words combined that cant make sense

Yesterday evening I received a call that a person had located a body and the investigators from SDSD Homicide Division described our beloved mother, Sally Estabrook. Thank you all for your prayers, your good thoughts, and positive vibes.

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

My first impression of Van Halen was that David Lee Roth was a god, and that so was Eddie.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

The very first schoolbook that was written had God all over it.

If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane.