I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

Ask the sheep for their beliefs... Do you kill on God's command?

God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.

The guitar influence that affected my songwriting came from the New Wave of British Heavy Metal.

Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb.

We got a new song called 'Ashes in Your Mouth,' and it is NOT about a joint falling apart.