I'm not a great singer

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

The very first schoolbook that was written had God all over it.

Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and guys like Cat Stevens and Elton John.

Military intelligence, two words combined that cant make sense