It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.

Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady. She's a very talented director, and I curse better because of her.

The very first schoolbook that was written had God all over it.

If I were president of the United States, I'd build a great wall along the Mexican border and not let anybody in.