As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel.

Dancing With the Stars' is so Middle America, and people take it so seriously.

My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.

I, myself, identify myself as a heathen.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.