I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
My father was a doctor.
I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.
Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.
When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.
My grandmother was born in 1900, and she would regale me with tales I call 'Little House on the Prairie' tales, but they were tales of segregated and racist America growing up in Alabama and Mississippi, where she came from.