I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
Some days I think I look kind of cute, but other days I try to avoid the mirror.
When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.
I, myself, identify myself as a heathen.
America is grappling with cultural diversity, and I just want to put a show on that represents the world in which I live.