You pay your money, you take your choice. I get the audience my language attracts and I lose the ones it repels.

I've always had a strong feeling for the Statue of Liberty, because it became the statue of my personal liberty.

While I don't script and I don't use other performers, I think my taste for underlying precision gives me something in common with Allan and George Brecht.

I learned enough Hebrew to stagger through a meaningless ceremony that I scarcely remember.

Disney made a fortune out of inventing the businessman's idea of the imaginary as the contradictory of the businessman's idea of the real.

My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldnt understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.

I'm standing up thinking. Anybody who wants to listen is welcome. If not, I'm happy to see them go.