I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.