You can't just yell jokes at people.

I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.