Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.