Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.