Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.