We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.

There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why am I here? What am I doing?"

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.