We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.