It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.

I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.