You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.