[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they were the majority. So I would argue that it does need to be said.

There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics.

I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.