I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.