I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
David CrossI'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David CrossI'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
David CrossThe Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
David CrossIt's a lot of anti-gay, racist humorโwhich people like in Americaโall couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.
David Cross