The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.