In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.